Marvel Rivals Patch notes in a nutshell (Season 9 + Hotfix)

The devs turned every tank's health bar into a trust exercise, and the heroes are NOT handling it well. Doctor Strange mysteriously forgot to read his own page (1,000 shield btw), Hulk got finessed out of 50 HP and a whole ultimate's worth of energy, and the Punisher's bullets are now locked behind a friendship paywall. Then the hotfix dropped ONE DAY LATER and somehow made everything funnier — the healers got an apology, Mantis got nerfed IN the apology, Cyclops got emotional over being remembered by name, and the toaster finally got audited.